OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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