Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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