I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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