i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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