Don't you send me to vm
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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