This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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