is wine microwaveable?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
it's great music for shaving your balls
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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