do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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