i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
