Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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