My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He better not be in your backpack
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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