Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
The Olympian is in my bed
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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