16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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