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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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