I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Acid is not a monday night drug
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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