the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
organizing the empties. That sober.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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