sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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