problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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