i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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