just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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