this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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