plz talk dirty to me
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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