It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
