Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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