He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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