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(573): View more from Missouri

Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude

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(310): View more from California

I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.

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(512): View more from Texas

I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day

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