Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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