I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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