I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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