We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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