I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Drunk is not a location!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Damn victory sex feels great
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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