i jhust puked up my retainher.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize