We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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