just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
