He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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