I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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