just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize
