he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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