The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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