she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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