Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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