After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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