Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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