I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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