I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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