let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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