I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Little spoons don't ask big questions
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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