covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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