Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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