Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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