How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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